Is There a Disney Movie With the Word Fuck

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You know your precious childhood memories? Gather round, because they're about to be ruined. Since before the internet was even a thing, rumors have been circulating that certain classic Disney movies contain hidden sexual references—because apparently we, as a society, simply cannot have nice things. Like, we're talking rogue penises on VHS covers, priests with visible erections, shots of naked women, and even the word "sex" floating in the breeze during The Lion King. Not sure who was supervising Disney's animators back in the roaring '90s, but they had no chill whatsoever and clearly made it their mission to slip as many dirty jokes into their movies as humanly possible.

While Disney has never admitted to any of its infamous innuendos, former animator Tom Sito pretty much confirmed that the company has been cleaning up old jokes during an interview with the Huffington Post when he said, "You know in pre-video and pre-VHS and VCR and stuff, people used to put little inside jokes in films because things were running at 1/24th of a second. So you say, 'Well, nobody's seeing anything.'…And then [cartoonists] will do that as a joke. But really since the modern age of playing back stuff and everything, they look at everything now, even the old films. They'll go frame by frame and they'll pull those questionable things out all the time."

Uh, okay, sure. On that note, here are 21 maybe-sorta hidden sex references in Disney movies.

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The Penis Joke in Frozen

Anna literally says "foot size doesn't matter" and I. Am. Screaming.

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The Half-Naked Lady on The Lion King Poster

I know it looks like Mufasa's face in the sky, but you know what it also looks like? A topless lady wearing underwear with her arms raised…from behind.

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The "Hooker" in Toy Story

Wow, guys. Real subtle.

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The "Lemon Party" in Cars

So, um, as Dictionary.com puts it, "Lemon Party refers to an early 2000s shock website featuring an image of three elderly men having sex." And Disney fans think this scene in Cars (featuring a buncha old-timer vehicles partying with literal lemons) is a direct reference. Help.

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The Nude Paintings in Ratatouille

I mean, honestly, they're tasteful. Would hang on my wall, next!

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The "Erection" in Toy Story 2

This happens when Buzz is checking out Jessie. Again, subtle, Disney!

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The Dick Joke in Muppet Treasure Island

Miss Piggy fully makes a dick joke in Muppet Treasure Island, greeting Long John Silver with, "Hello, Looooooooooooong John," and prompting poor Kermit to be all, "Oh, no, him too?"

Miss Piggy for President of My Heart.

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The Semi-Nude Esmeralda Moment in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Anyone else notice how Esmeralda's dress seemingly disappears when she turns to the side?

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The Honeymoon Joke in Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Ha, ha, get it? Sex jokes.

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The Naked Ladies in Fantasia

Just some casual straight-up nudity for ya!

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The Flashing Scene in Cars

In which Lightning McQueen quite literally gets flashed by his groupies.

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The Rogue Penis in The Little Mermaid

Next time you find yourself looking at your Little Mermaid VHS (don't act like you don't still own one), please take note of the hidden penis right smack in the middle of that golden castle. Legend has it that the penis was placed there on purpose by a disgruntled/perverted/hilarious/iconic employee—but apparently, it was all a big misunderstanding. The artist was just trying to draw a castle, guys. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT CASTLES LOOK LIKE PENISES.

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The Other Rogue Penis in The Little Mermaid

Truly, what is wrong with The Little Mermaid? Like, all we wanted was a movie about sarcastic crabs and sinister eels, but what did we get? Not one but TWO erections that literally no one asked for. This one is courtesy of a priest who appears to have a visible erection in the film, although Tom Sito tried to claim it was his knee, which, LOLOLOLOL, sure, Tom.

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The Time Aladdin Was Chilling in a Brothel

Think about it. He's the only dude in a room full of beautiful, scantily clad women who are either (a) flirtatiously rubbing ribbons all over him or (b) pissed that he doesn't have money to pay for their services. Aladdin, WE SEE YOU.

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When Aladdin Told Teenagers to Take Off Their Clothes

Watch this scene in Aladdin and just TRY to tell me he doesn't say, "Good teenagers, take off your clothes." This one is hotly debated, and while it appears as though Aladdin was supposed to be saying, "Good kitty, take off and go," he clearly had other things on his mind.

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The Sex Cloud in The Lion King

This legendary moment from The Lion King involves Simba flopping down on a cliff and a bunch of dust drifting off into the sky that seems to spell "sex." Disney tried to claim the dust actually spelled out "SFX" (a nod to the visual animation studio), to which we say:

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That Naked Lady in The Rescuers

Would love for someone to explain why there was a naked woman chilling out in a window as two innocent city mice zoomed by in a tin can during The Rescuers, thx.

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Jessica Rabbit's Wardrobe Malfunction

If you hit pause at just the right moment in this scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, you'll notice that Jessica Rabbit's dress flies up and exposes her lady parts. Or at least, a flesh-colored area that's extremely hard to identify but most definitely looks like a cartoon vagina. By the way, Disney tried to play off all the drama surrounding this moment, but it didn't exactly deny that someone in the animation studio did this on purpose.

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Also, Let's Talk About Baby Herman Being a Huge Perv

In an early version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Baby Herman is seen walking under a woman's skirt and briefly points his finger up toward her underwear. This was edited out of the DVD release for obvious reasons.

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The Penis Head in Hercules

In which an unlucky person gets hit in the head with a horseshoe and grows a penis-shaped bump (WHY) and matching testicle eyebrows (ALSO WHY).

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The Strip Club in Cars

Judging from this blink-and-you'll-miss-it signage, the humanoid cars in Cars are *very horny*. Kay, BRB, gonna go try to find someone to erase my memory.

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Is There a Disney Movie With the Word Fuck

Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g19587585/disney-movies-sex-references/

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